Some entertaining stuffs which I came across today. Making guys seem like *censored* !
So....... after a veryyy long time away from Friendster, I decided that to kaypoh. & I came across this hongster's profile ( Please take note, this is a GUY's profile! )
PRECIOUScatherine
WIFEYalicia DARLINGmelissa LAOPOkelly LOVERjoanne BELOVEDshirley AIAIclaudia BENDANjialing BABYfangxin LOVELOVExiaoyun DEARDEARmichelle SWEETHEARTgeraldine XINGGANnatalie BAOBEIxiaohui VALENTINEpeiyi MUMMII nana.sheena
JIE veron.yitian.doris.huihui
MEI janice.sihui.yijun.jeserry.elsie.Priscilla
NUER yuefang.sheryl.eve.tweety.weifang.
SUNNUU liling.jialing.vannessa.xiaohui
Errrr. Seriously? Look at the amount of *ahem* "GIRL"friends he have. WTF ? I would feel utterly disgraced if my name appears on any guy's profile like that.
& some random guy added me on MSN, conversation as follow:
Translations are in GREEN. Thoughts are in ORANGE.
不要这样对我不可以吗??? says:
hai (sigh)
不要这样对我不可以吗??? says:
ni hao ( you good. LOL. okay, kidding. actual : hello)
不要这样对我不可以吗??? says:
ke yi gen ni zuo ge peng you ma? (can i be friends with you?)
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THREE minutes later..
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不要这样对我不可以吗??? says:
ni zai mang ma? (you busy uh?)
不要这样对我不可以吗??? says:
hai shi ??? (or ???)
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20 minutes later..
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jiayi . t [higgledy-piggledy] says:
saya cekap melayu. tak faham cina.
(I speak malay. don't understand chinese)
不要这样对我不可以吗??? says:
我说我可以跟你做个朋友吗？
(I say, can I be friends with you?)
jiayi . t [higgledy-piggledy] says:
saya sudah cekap tak faham cina. kamu mau apa ? mau cekap.. cekap melayu. cina tak faham la.
(I already said I don't understand Chinese. What you want? Want speak.. speak malay.. don't understand Chinese la.)
不要这样对我不可以吗??? says:
saya malayu tak lihai o
(My Malay not good o)
jiayi . t [higgledy-piggledy] says:
sayang sekali kau tidak cekap melayu. tetapi saya boleh cekap melayu satu-satunya.
(Too bad you can't speak Malay. But I can only speak Malay.)
不要这样对我不可以吗??? says:
u buya hp number ????
(you ??? hp number? )
[he's trying to get my hp number despite not being able to communicate with me.]
jiayi . t [higgledy-piggledy] says:
apa buya ? (whats buya?)
不要这样对我不可以吗??? says:
saya tak tahun tuils ...tak tahun puya or buya ...- -
(i don't know how to write.. don't know its puya or buya...)
[sentence translation by Zaid. & he said second part gone case. no meaning. he don't even know whats puya or buya, & I think, I THINK AH. The guy mis-spelt "tahu" to "tahun" ; tahu = know, tahun = year]
不要这样对我不可以吗??? says:
u can give me u number ?? [he finally gave up & spoke in england.]
HAHAHAHAHAHA. it was super funnnnnnnn. :D okay, I kinda feel like a bitch doing it luh. But seriously fun. HEH.
JIAYI wrote at
6:22 PM
